What we do

We do a lot

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Come and listen

to my story about a main named Jed. A poor mountaineer, barely kept his family fed. Then one day he was shootin' at some food and up through the ground came a bubblin' crude. Oil that is. Black gold. Texas Tea.

Our mission

We have goals

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Well the first thing

You know old Jed's a millionaire. His kinfolk said, Jed move away from there! They said Californy is the place you oughtta be. So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly. Hills that is. Swimmin' pools. Movie stars.

Our vision

Achieving our goals

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Well now it's time

To say goodbye to Jed and all his kin. And they would liek to thank you folks for kindly droppin' in. You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality. Hillbilly that is. Set a spell. Take your shoes off. Y'all come back now, y'hear?

Our Advantages

They're very advantageous

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Meet George Jetson

They call him Flipper Flipper faster than lightning. No one you see is smarter than he. Just two good ol' boys Wouldn't change if they could. Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood. Till the one day when the lady met this fellow and they knew it was much more than a hunch.

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His boy Elroy

Here's the story of a lovely lady who was bringing up three very lovely girls. Here's the story of a lovely lady who was bringing up three very lovely girls. Well we're movin' on up to the east side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky. Were gonna do it. Give us any chance well take it. Give us any rule we'll break it. We're gonna make our dreams come true.

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Daughter Judy

It's time to put on makeup. It's time to dress up right. It's time to raise the curtain on the Muppet Show tonight. Come and knock on our door. We've been waiting for you. Where the kisses are hers and hers and his. Three's company too. Knight Rider: A shadowy flight into the dangerous world of a man who does not exist. Fleeing from the Cylon tyranny the last Battlestar – Galactica - leads a rag-tag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest - a shining planet known as Earth. All of them had hair of gold like their mother the youngest one in curls. Now the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some.

Did you know?

I bet you didn't

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It's time to put on makeup

So join us here each week my friends you're sure to get a smile from seven stranded castaways here on Gilligans Isle. Then one day he was shootin' at some food and up through the ground came a bubblin' crude. Oil that is. Maybe you and me were never meant to be. But baby think of me once in awhile. I'm at WKRP in Cincinnati. It's time to play the music.

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It's time to dress up right

So join us here each week my friends you're sure to get a smile from seven stranded castaways here on Gilligans Isle. Then one day he was shootin' at some food and up through the ground came a bubblin' crude. Oil that is. Maybe you and me were never meant to be. But baby think of me once in awhile. I'm at WKRP in Cincinnati. It's time to play the music.

Useful Info

Really, it is useful

  • Just sit right back
  • And you'll hear a tale
  • A tale of a fateful trip
  • That started from this tropic port
  • Aboard this tiny ship
  • The mate was a mighty sailin' man
  • The Skipper brave and sure
  • Five passengers set sail that day
  • For a three hour tour
  • A three hour tour